Sex change?

Its been a while since i posted, but you wouldnt believe what kinds of craziness im having to deal with. I am realiseing now why i was postponing attending college, lol all the hoops the school makes you jump through and the huge amounts of paper work they make you fill out and re-fill out because of some stupid inconsequential error...well in my case it was kind of a big one. While filling out my FAFSA my dad apparently failed to enter some tidbit of vital information, like the fact that i am a GIRL!!! Yea, WOW...that would have been an interesting thing to explain when i showed up for my first day of classes lol. "Hi. I am joy allison"..."umm, no your not."...."uhh, yea i think of all people i should know"..."well our records say that joy allison is a boy"...(hmm should i be serious of mess w her?).."oh thats because i am a hermaphridite. im sceduled for my permanent sex change next week!" Im pretty sure at that point her jaw would drop and she would faint. Ok, maybe thats a bit of a streach but you would not believe half the scenarios that play through my head regularly about what i would love to say to people and what in reality i actually end up saying. People are waaaaaay too fun to mess with.