A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. -Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. -Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. -Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. -Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. -Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. -Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. -Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.